Throat Punch a Nazi - a flash fiction story

 

Throat Punch a Nazi

 

Once upon a time, there was a dirtbag treasure hunter named Warner.

 

He had been searching for lost treasures all over the world, but he had never found anything truly valuable.

 

He was a rough and rugged man, who didn't care much for the rules or for other people's opinions.

 

One day, Warner was in a bar in Argentina, drinking a beer and minding his own business.

 

Suddenly, a man walked in and sat down next to him.

 

The man was wearing a trench coat, and he had a strange look in his eyes.

 

Warner didn't pay much attention to him, but he couldn't help but overhear their conversation.

 

The man started talking about the Reich, and how the Germans were going to take over the world.

 

Warner didn't like what he was hearing, and he didn't like the man's attitude.

 

He felt a surge of anger rising in his chest.

 

Without warning, the man got up and started yelling at the top of his lungs about the Reich and how the Germans were going to win the war.

 

Warner couldn't take it anymore.

 

He got up, walked over to the man, and punched him square in the throat.

 

The man fell to the floor, choking and gasping for air.

 

Warner realized then that the man was a Nazi, hiding in Argentina.

 

He felt a sense of satisfaction wash over him, knowing that he had stood up for what was right and put an end to the man's hateful rhetoric.

 

From that day on, Warner was known as a hero among the locals, who appreciated his bravery in standing up to the Nazi.

 

Warner went back to his treasure hunting, but he would always remember that day in the bar as one of the most important moments of his life.

 

 

 

 

 

More work by the author:

 

Dirtbag Treasure Hunter Warner Yeager followed the love of his life to Germany. After he catches her on the thighs of another man, she promptly kicks him out of her flat.

 

What else should a homeless lovelorn sad sack do but hunt for The Amber Room, a looted treasure stolen by the Nazis in WW II.

 

Yeager uncovers a dark secret hidden in a bunker deep in the Bavarian forest. Hitler's secret arsenal of nuclear missiles to be deployed as the final option.

 

When Yeager shares his discovery, suddenly he's Germany's most wanted. Hunted by elements in the German Government who want to keep history hidden and Fascists who want the nukes all to themselves to resurrect the Reich and fulfill a 70 year old Death Wish.

 

All Yeager wants is to impress his girlfriend and win her back, but Mossad, the German Secret Police and the Damn Nazi Nukes keep getting in the way.

 

If you like fast paced, light hearted action comedy with a hapless hero and slapstick antics, you'll love Nazi Nukes and Warner Yeager's further adventures in

 

 ICE BASE NAZIS,

LOCK NESS NAZIS

and FULL MOON NAZIS.