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“We’re going to build a fort,” said Sam. “What kind of fort?” his best bud Bart asked. “A great kind,” Sam said. He waved his hands in the air in the shape of a box. “First, we’ll build the walls as high as mountains.” “That’s pretty high.” “Then,” Sam continued. “We’ll add a bunch of windows so we can look out from inside.” “Can we build it by the ocean?” asked Bart. “Of course,” Sam answered. “We’ll build it by the water on three sides so no one can come in that way.” “Except pirates,” said Bart. “We can see them from the windows.” “We’ll have to prepare for pirates,” said Sam. “We can drop stuff on them?” “Like towels,” Bart said. “Towels?” Sam asked in wide eyed wonder. “Because towels soak up water. We throw the towels on the water and the pirate ships won’t float.” “That is an excellent idea,” said Sam. “And when the ships are on the bottom of the ocean and all the water is gone, we can go out and get all the treasure.” “Will there be a drawbridge...